The other day, Lettie and I were out running errands, and, as usual, I searched the radio until I found some "fun" music for us to listen to. The station I selected was playing some pretty cool music and she and I were rockin' out - as much as we can rock out in a minivan - and enjoying ourselves. I was pleasantly surprised because there were three songs, back to back, that were all really good. Then, after the third song, came a recorded, spoken announcement - "You're listening to a thirty-minute, uninterrupted block of today's classic songs on [station call letters]." So on and etcetera, blah, blah, blah. This went on for thirty seconds with the message touting the station. Then the next song came on.
Guess what. They lied. I don't know about anyone else, but the last time I checked, "uninterrupted" meant "having undisturbed continuity." That recorded message definitely disturbed the continuity of the thirty-minutes of music. When I'm enjoying whatever radio station I have on, don't ruin it by breaking the flow of some really great songs just to remind me of the name of the station to which I'm tuned. I haven't forgotten. Here's a hint - unless your message is being sung, you're NOT playing thirty minutes of "uninterrupted" music. Do they think there's something wrong with me that I can't tell that they just interrupted their own music block? I guess they do.
The radio station people must be related to, or in cahoots with, those people who produce commercials and infomercials and try to sell me incredibly useless stuff at ridiculous prices. If I act now, they'll send me two ear cleaner/potato peelers for the price of one. All I have to do is call within the next sixty seconds. WOW!! Honey, hand me the phone! Two for the price of one!! What a great deal!! I can get both of them for the low price of only $19.95 plus an additional $9.95 shipping and handling charge - per item, that is. WHAT!?
First of all, if they can send me two for $19.95, why can't I just get one for $9.98? I don't need two - not unless I want to clean my ears and peel potatoes at the same time, that is. And why do I have to pay double the shipping and handling charges? Are the items coming from two different places? I say, stick them both in the same box and save us all some time and money. And, you know what? I don't really need the free gifts that come with it. The super-duper taco holder will only crush my tacos, spilling the contents all over my lap and the floor; and the handy-dandy floor squeegee won't clean the taco mess. I'll still have to get on my hands and knees to get the grease up. Besides, I can really use the additional $9.95 shipping and handling for the "free" gifts to buy band-aids and antibacterial cream for when the super-grip bottom of my new ear cleaner/potato peeler fails and I cut my hand.
Not to mention the fact that, if I have to pay for the second ear cleaner/potato peeler and the free gifts to get to me, they're not exactly free, are they? If they were really free, they'd all be put in the same box as the original item I ordered and would be shipped for the same, one-time shipping and handling fee. Free, to me, means, you give me something, I give you nothing. If money is leaving my hand in order for the "free" item to reach my possession, there's something wrong. I just haven't yet figured out if the "something wrong" has to do with me or the people who sell these products and interrupt my music. Maybe it is me. Maybe I'm interpreting everything incorrectly.
Um - I think not.
(This has been an uninterrupted message discussing the fact that corporate big-wigs have deemed the general public to be somewhat stupid. And, you guessed it, you pay nothing for my opinion. I'm giving it to you absolutely FREE.)
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