Saturday, June 6, 2026

Waking Up to Waste Time

"If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then it wasn't wasted time." According to Google, the quote was made popular by John Lennon but attributed to a mathematician named Bertrand Russell. Regardless, I make the most of my wasted time. I make sure I'm up early enough in the day to waste as much of it as I can.

You see, between having two jobs, and sometimes a third when I really need the extra money, I only get one day off a week. Saturday. That's my one day off. It's the only day I have free to do my household gotta-dos, run errands, or just sit around doing absolutely nothing at all. And when I choose to use my day off doing nothing but watching movies and coloring on an app on my phone, I do what I can not to lose any of the day.

No, I don't wake up at the crack of dawn but I do make sure I'm up no later than 9:00am. I put ear plugs in when I go to bed on Friday night and also use a sleep mask. I don't want anything to disturb my sleep. I want to sleep the whole night through, undisturbed. Since I'm up at 4:00am during the week I want as many hours of sleep as I can get on Friday. That's why my kids laugh at me when I ask them to wake me on Saturday.

I have someone wake me at 9:00am and they always ask why when I have the opportunity to sleep in for once. My answer is standard. I don't want to sleep so long that I miss time during the day that I can be wasting doing nothing. If I were to just sleep without being woken I'd probably wake up at 10:00 or 11:00, or possibly later, although, I've yet to test the theory. But if I woke up later than 9:00 I'd be upset that I missed time I could have been awake to waste.

I get up when they wake me, take a shower, and get dressed in my Saturday relaxing garb. Then I make a breakfast drink and sit my happy ass on the sofa, where I remain for the duration. I scroll my phone for a bit to see what's interesting and then put on the TV. I also open my coloring app - paint-by-number stuff. And I spend my day watching movie after movie, because I can.

Sometimes it's movies that I've already seen simply because I really don't want to have to concentrate or pay attention. Other times it movies I haven't seen or even heard of; and I've ended up seeing some really great ones. I can watch six or seven movies in the entire day if I time them right. While the movies play, I color and let my mind relax and wander and avoid my reality. I get up for food and bathroom breaks but otherwise I don't move. And it's AWESOME!

I will quite literally spend the day doing absolutely nothing but what I want to do and I can't do that if I'm sleeping the day away. So there is a reason I wake up to waste time, and since I enjoy wasting it, it's not really wasted now, is it? 😉

Until next time...peace to all.


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